Hawkeye Sings About His Super Powers (Ed Sheeran "Thinking Out Loud" Parody)

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  • Published: 29 April 2015
  • Hawkeye from "Avengers" sings about his lesser-known powers. Lyrics below.

    When you’re on a team with the Hulk and Thor
    And we’re all up there on the movie screen,
    Will the people believe that I’m not quite as tough?
    Will anyone even notice me?

    But listen I’ve got powers too, they’re pretty sweet.
    I promise I can do so much more than just archery.

    I’m serious guys.
    I’ve got a collection of scarves and berets.
    I play trombone in a ska band.
    I once got to second base on my Tinder date.
    And my cat has got its own Instagram.

    I tell you now
    I kick ass at Mario Kart.
    This year I played an extra in Paul Blart.
    I can open a pickle jar.
    I’m friggin’ Hawkeye.
    Maybe I’m as super as they are.

    So maybe I still haven’t lost my virginity.
    But when I bowl I always score at least 70, after six beers

    Yes I know 'bout Captain America’s strength.
    Hulk becomes a towering man.
    But I got seventh place in my fantasy league.
    And I once butt-dialed Jean-Claude Van Damme.

    When I go to Chipotle I get free guac.
    I flirt with the cashier and she says I rock.
    I own water-resistant socks.
    I’m friggin’ Hawkeye.
    Maybe I'm as super as they are.

    Maybe I'm as super as they are.
    Maybe I'm as super as they are.

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    Hawkeye Sings About His Super Powers (Ed Sheeran "Thinking Out Loud" Parody)
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Comments • 15 443

  • Luis Varela
    Luis Varela  4 hours back

    Super wack

    • Brandon Estella
      Brandon Estella  15 hours back

      Ich esse ein roh ei

      • Nemisis 007
        Nemisis 007  22 hours back

        He knows he’s the strongest avenger he just doesn’t want to brag about it.

      • Rifky Abdillah Putra Gunawan

        He talked about Hawkeye aka C Barton, right? And he said hasn't lose his virginity yet he and laura barton has 3 children lol

        • Bailee Harding
          Bailee Harding  22 hours back

          I just appreciate the fact he’s got some good vocals

          • Nayatha D
            Nayatha D  1 days back

            yes' you are!!!!

            • Water Polo Edits
              Water Polo Edits  2 days back

              New Hawkeye movie -
              Marvel intro, movie title, then a still shot of hawkeye sitting in his room, with this song playing in the background, opening pickle jar after pickle jar, crying.


              then rewinds to -
              Hawkeye kicking the avenger's butts at Mario cart and coming seventh place in their fantasy league, shopping with Natasha for scarfs and berets, opening pickles for hulk and thor, running a viral facebook account for his cat and getting free guac whenever he goes to jalapeno.

              • Frankie Selback
                Frankie Selback  2 days back

                *STARTS SONG*
                Hawkeye: when you’re on a team...
                *AUDIENCE HAS A STROKE OF LAUGHTER*

                • Pineapple Pizza
                  Pineapple Pizza  2 days back

                  Hawkeye has fathered children but is still a virgin. Super power confirmed.

                  • Audrey
                    Audrey  3 days back

                    2:11 retconned 3 days after this was uploded

                    • Kalan St.croix
                      Kalan St.croix  3 days back

                      Hawkeye is my favourite hero honestly

                      • 10,000 suscribers without any videos

                        He reminds me on Mr. Bean

                        • MrMp33420
                          MrMp33420  4 days back

                          Others: he shot an arrow at a god
                          Me: an exploding one he knew the egotistical god would catch instead of dodge
                          Others: 🤯

                          But that pickle jar thing is pretty good too 🤣

                          • LaShawn Clark
                            LaShawn Clark  4 days back

                            Lmaooooo

                            • Derick Kakama
                              Derick Kakama  4 days back

                              How does he keep a straight face😂😂😂

                              • Brianna Sligar
                                Brianna Sligar  4 days back

                                2:13 😂

                                • Brianna Sligar
                                  Brianna Sligar  4 days back

                                  I’m crying 😂

                                  • William Winder
                                    William Winder  5 days back

                                    Great work YouTube. Only took about 5 years for you to put this in my recommendations

                                  • Olivia O'Rourke
                                    Olivia O'Rourke  6 days back

                                    Hawkeye is the best.

                                    • Darth Star Killer
                                      Darth Star Killer  6 days back

                                      Nobody:

                                      Jeep: Get this man to write a song for our Jeep commercials

                                      • turquoisetiger 82
                                        turquoisetiger 82  6 days back

                                        This was hilarious but dang the can sing.

                                        • turquoisetiger 82
                                          turquoisetiger 82  6 days back

                                          No shade or hate don’t @ me. I have lost my respect for Jeremy because I heard that when he first got the part he refused to play Hawkeye if his character was deef like he is in the comics because he quote wanted to “play someone normal”. Other than this I don’t have an opinion on him.

                                          • turquoisetiger 82
                                            turquoisetiger 82  6 days back

                                            I forgot that he can sing. I am crying watching this.

                                            • ProGamerDan
                                              ProGamerDan  6 days back

                                              YouTube 2019: here's hawkeye singing
                                              Me:i told u he has more than one superpower

                                            • Vio na
                                              Vio na  7 days back

                                              Is this a premonition of Jeremy Renner's singing career?

                                              • Loafus Boafus
                                                Loafus Boafus  7 days back

                                                Hawkeye is one of the best Avengers ever: change my mind

                                              • dasiy yang
                                                dasiy yang  7 days back

                                                The lyrics+his singing = perfect

                                                • Roly Aquino
                                                  Roly Aquino  7 days back

                                                  Hawkeye and blackwidow are the strongest members of Avengers because they are humans without a supersuit or superpowers. Hawkeye help the Scarlett Witch to found her courage (Age of ultron)

                                                  • Todd Productions Podcast

                                                    I guess people have forgotten that Jeremy was a vampire in Angel.

                                                    He did more in that episode than act.

                                                    • I like Turtles881
                                                      I like Turtles881  1 weeks back

                                                      We need a Hawkeye movie about what he did in the 5 year time jump

                                                      • Sherlyn Sanchez
                                                        Sherlyn Sanchez  1 weeks back

                                                        Lol 😂

                                                        • fairly adorable pancreas

                                                          GOD he's so emotional singing this!!😂😂😂

                                                          • Kierogonal
                                                            Kierogonal  1 weeks back

                                                            water resistant socks. Didn't realise those were a thing. How sweaty would those be

                                                            • Kierogonal
                                                              Kierogonal  1 weeks back

                                                              @Because Comics So do normal socks. What is the point in water resistant socks that get wet by absorbing sweat, or am i missing something.



                                                              As a point i am geniunely interested because i work outdoors in an active job, and socks and my feet are always a concern

                                                            • Because Comics
                                                              Because Comics  1 weeks back

                                                              None they absorb moisture

                                                          • Mihai Eminem
                                                            Mihai Eminem  1 weeks back

                                                            I swear this is better than the original one! lmao.

                                                            • I like Dank Memes
                                                              I like Dank Memes  1 weeks back

                                                              I mean his powers are better than black widows

                                                              • Because Comics
                                                                Because Comics  1 weeks back

                                                                EH, he has a bow and arrows, she has batons, guns, taser discs, spy skills, and martial arts master

                                                            • Jack Napier
                                                              Jack Napier  1 weeks back

                                                              Weird thing? This song would have been unbelievable if Renner sang about shit Hawkeye actually did in the comics... Or in the movies, like I keep maintaining that Black Widow's the least useful member, did you see what he did in the first two Avengers movies?

                                                              • MsAmburrito
                                                                MsAmburrito  1 weeks back

                                                                This just made me feel super bad for him LOL

                                                                • stinky6958
                                                                  stinky6958  1 weeks back

                                                                  He’s my favorite of the avengers

                                                                  • stinky6958
                                                                    stinky6958  1 weeks back

                                                                    Because I liked him better

                                                                  • Because Comics
                                                                    Because Comics  1 weeks back

                                                                    HOW?! HE HAS A BOW AND ARROWS! Iron Man is the #1 avenger

                                                                • Skyler gee
                                                                  Skyler gee  1 weeks back

                                                                  I wish this was on iTunes

                                                                  • Ziah J
                                                                    Ziah J  1 weeks back

                                                                    *in t’challa voice:* get this man an oscar

                                                                    • mwwhasnolife
                                                                      mwwhasnolife  1 weeks back

                                                                      Hawkeye at end of Age of Ultron - Ima take a break and be with my family
                                                                      Avengers Infinty War - (half universe disintegrates) Strange - were in the endgame now
                                                                      Avengers Endgame - Hawkeye - I'm gone for 1 movie and all goes to hell

                                                                      • Diantia Pinto Beans
                                                                        Diantia Pinto Beans  1 weeks back

                                                                        Is no one gonna mention that Hawkeye has childs.......

                                                                        • Because Comics
                                                                          Because Comics  1 weeks back

                                                                          This came out before Age Of Ultron, Renner went on to promote the film

                                                                      • Aaron Torres
                                                                        Aaron Torres  1 weeks back

                                                                        And definitive is the beast avenger singing

                                                                        • Shenique Jackson
                                                                          Shenique Jackson  1 weeks back

                                                                          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Hawkeye is definitely Super MEGA ULTRA Funny and Hilarious to watch him singing Ed Sheeran's Where You Are Parody!

                                                                          • Alexandra Rato
                                                                            Alexandra Rato  1 weeks back

                                                                            Fantastic!!!!

                                                                            • X.sheilagacha.x
                                                                              X.sheilagacha.x  1 weeks back

                                                                              😂😂😂

                                                                              • Jean Lindner
                                                                                Jean Lindner  1 weeks back

                                                                                Hawkeye my fav avenger. He is literally a normal man with a bow and arrow keeping up with super suits, supersoldiers, gods, and genetically enhanced people. Like how badass is that?

                                                                                • Because Comics
                                                                                  Because Comics  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Not that much, why can't tony give him Nano tech not spooderman

                                                                              • The Second Best Hufflepuff

                                                                                male version katniss?






                                                                                yes....kinda