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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_jo...
    Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: cameo.com/eits_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: vietnamtour.mobi/user/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 13 861

  • Shamima Akther
    Shamima Akther  12 minutes back

    Almost at 3 mil! Keep up the good work my fave John Cena

    • Cker
      Cker  45 minutes back

      You are a very interesting person.

      • spanz d0cter
        spanz d0cter  58 minutes back

        Kim stop taking pictures *I'm going to jail*

        • Laura Zapater
          Laura Zapater  2 hours back

          As a spaniard I have more than five types of cheese in my fridge and it's ok
          btw not every Spanish person has that much cheese but we make excellent cheese and I love it. does it make sense lol

          • Laura Zapater
            Laura Zapater  2 hours back

            As a spaniard I have more than five types of cheese in my fridge and it's ok

            btw not every Spanish person has that much cheese but we make excellent cheese and I love it. does it make sense lol

            • iii_CloudyPxxts
              iii_CloudyPxxts  2 hours back

              yaya I’m here before 3 Million

              • kglrtheroche
                kglrtheroche  3 hours back

                Stop buying textbooks people! Does your school not have them on loan or in the reserve section?

                • less kiss
                  less kiss  4 hours back

                  Lots of try hard hipsters cook in leather jackets 🤔

                  • gucci mane
                    gucci mane  4 hours back

                    Why you talk a lot lmao

                    • Katie Fox
                      Katie Fox  5 hours back

                      Y ou need to add a splash of milk to your bootleg mac and cheese to really crank up that creamyness

                      • Nadine L
                        Nadine L  6 hours back

                        why am i watching this.. im a grade 8 highschooler who has no probably plan for her future

                        • less kiss
                          less kiss  4 hours back

                          😂 Sept. 4th is my burthday...

                      • Jqn Bautista
                        Jqn Bautista  6 hours back

                        OMG PERCY JACKSON

                        • National Pornographic
                          National Pornographic  6 hours back

                          This is the full girlfriend experience.

                          • Nazli Xoxoxo
                            Nazli Xoxoxo  7 hours back

                            Joana ur actually the mothers daughter, yall r like twins.

                            BTW ALMOST 3M❤️😍

                            • Sophia draws stuff
                              Sophia draws stuff  7 hours back

                              "Calm your meatless titties, its sustainable" 😂😂😂😂

                              • 22 41
                                22 41  8 hours back

                                Hi Joana, thank you

                                • Athena Dolling
                                  Athena Dolling  8 hours back

                                  *throws out Nike Air Force Ones*....

                                  • GSXR 750
                                    GSXR 750  9 hours back

                                    you're making a good choice going the stem route, don't give up, it'll pay you back later on.

                                    • Sardonyx
                                      Sardonyx  9 hours back

                                      I've watched you for a year now and today I finally realized you live in Toronto cause I saw a bus. I am idiot.

                                      • Amber Boxley
                                        Amber Boxley  10 hours back

                                        “calm your meatless titties” lmaooooooo sksusjskskskkk

                                        • Courtney Casanova
                                          Courtney Casanova  10 hours back

                                          i always wear black on the first day of school to mourn summer i didn’t think anyone in the world did that

                                          • Miss PAN-tastic
                                            Miss PAN-tastic  10 hours back

                                            “Apple piss” 😂😂😂

                                            • Haley Jane
                                              Haley Jane  10 hours back

                                              This reconfirms my zero regrets for not going to college.

                                              • Hazel
                                                Hazel  11 hours back

                                                oh my god i did not expect joana to pull out those demonia's.... im jealous

                                                • Harley Petty
                                                  Harley Petty  11 hours back

                                                  Is no one going to talk about how she is a Percy Jackson fan? 4:48

                                                  • Kynzee Syverson
                                                    Kynzee Syverson  11 hours back

                                                    😂 Sept. 4th is my burthday...

                                                    • Eduarda Queiroz
                                                      Eduarda Queiroz  11 hours back

                                                      I just watch 2 old vídeos of her and i am thing i’m in love

                                                      • Beep boop
                                                        Beep boop  12 hours back

                                                        Anyone know where Joanna is going to uni to?

                                                        • Rachel Marie Newcomb
                                                          Rachel Marie Newcomb  12 hours back

                                                          Modern day Mrs. Maisel

                                                          • Jules the Asian Kid
                                                            Jules the Asian Kid  12 hours back

                                                            Eh we have the same glasses frames
                                                            And type of pencil box, and I started school on the same day but glasses are more important..................I don’t even know if she’s reading this.............anyway next video

                                                            • Maryam's Palace
                                                              Maryam's Palace  12 hours back

                                                              "calm your meatless titties" DUDE😂😂😂

                                                              • Fiorella Montero
                                                                Fiorella Montero  12 hours back

                                                                PLEASE USE GLITTERATI
                                                                LOVE U

                                                                • Zoincer_ Oo
                                                                  Zoincer_ Oo  12 hours back

                                                                  The dinner making scene is hilarious 😂🤣. Amazing video as always

                                                                  • A. B.
                                                                    A. B.  13 hours back

                                                                    Only losers go to school for formal education.

                                                                    • Samantha Rechtien
                                                                      Samantha Rechtien  13 hours back

                                                                      My nAmEs sAmanThA sHe saId mY naMe

                                                                      • Xochitl Hernañdez
                                                                        Xochitl Hernañdez  13 hours back

                                                                        Sea of monsters is amazing 🙈

                                                                        • i'm okay :D
                                                                          i'm okay :D  13 hours back

                                                                          youre so lucky you have good uni near home <3

                                                                          • reese
                                                                            reese  13 hours back

                                                                            was that percy jackson

                                                                            • AD C
                                                                              AD C  13 hours back

                                                                              I’m expecting a video of her drinking alcohol for the first time, she in Canada so she’s legal for it now

                                                                              • Carrie
                                                                                Carrie  13 hours back

                                                                                i wish i had as many subscribers as joana has fancy words :(

                                                                                • fluffiebloo
                                                                                  fluffiebloo  13 hours back

                                                                                  i desperately wanna see her remake the vine “It is Wednesday my dudes“

                                                                                  • Mia Tumblings
                                                                                    Mia Tumblings  13 hours back

                                                                                    Make more painting videos!!!!!! Love u John Cena/ Joana 💕🎨👍👵🏼

                                                                                    • Alexandria Flowers
                                                                                      Alexandria Flowers  13 hours back

                                                                                      Anyone else have the same backpack....

                                                                                      • grace wang
                                                                                        grace wang  14 hours back

                                                                                        jesus has grown so well.

                                                                                        • Molly Panda
                                                                                          Molly Panda  14 hours back

                                                                                          Good luck :)

                                                                                          • meme dot_du_skrattar_du_förlorar

                                                                                            Good job making me have a *flippin heart attack* lol

                                                                                            • Liliana Franco
                                                                                              Liliana Franco  14 hours back

                                                                                              You are such an icon omg

                                                                                              • Purremon
                                                                                                Purremon  14 hours back

                                                                                                what a nerd!!!